April 2011
32 posts
Sometimes
I wish I were blind.
It would make a lot of stupid, unimportant things easier.
But then again, that’s a stupid idea.
Pissed. For almost no damn reason.
A little bit... Embarrassed
Think of it like that Subway commercial, you know the one. The guy has a sandwich and a girl comes and takes it from him after she offers her courtship to him.
It was basically like that.
Except, I didn’t even get an offer.
How do you like that for sucker?
I suppose that it’s petty for me to care, but I’m pretty red-faced.
Me: “hey, wanna share this?”
...
Down to up
Up to down
Right now you’re biggest bitch around
Perm your fucken weave
Fuck Family
And Steve Harvey.
Nice.
I had a dream about you today. Maybe because of tomorrow. Maybe because of all the korean dramas. Whatever the reason, it was nice. I wish it were real though, or that I hadn’t woke up. It’s weird, I don’t think I’ve actually dreamt of you before but, my mind put you together perfectly. We shared a kiss, in the heat of the moment. I can’t remember why.
...
godz1lla asked: loooooserrrrrrrrrrr! :]
Just thought of an old memory. One I’d almost forgotten.
Might write about this later.
Expectations:
Reality:
I saw this shit the other day. I laughed SO hard.
MW?
Me: How's break dah?
Marco: Pretty Dope.
Gotta be doing some HW later.
Me: Yeah? Well I'ma be doing some MW later
Marco: MW?
Me: Lol Modern Warfare
But I'm kidding.
Marco: Laaaaaame. That game is for loonys
And Marines
Me: Hahahaha
Loonys!?
Lololol
Marco: Loonie Tunez the reggaeton group
101 and I'm still not done.
I looked through some pictures this morning. Some of the shit still makes me ill. I don’t know why I do it to myself. It’s still just as painful. Everytime.
But this morning, some shit didn’t add up.
I never thought you did me dirty in that way. And I still don’t have the proof, but I got a real bad feeling that I wasn’t the only person “manning the ship” so to speak.
Did you do it?
Are...
Die! Die! Die?
I thought a lot about murder last night. Wondering if I were heinous enough to perform something like that.
This morning it got really bad, like, I didn’t even think about my morality for a second, all I thought about was how I could get away with it. How bad of a person does committing murder make you?
Oh, and just to be on the safe side, I wasn’t thinking about murdering anyone...
“Stop saying that”
– Anybody who wanted me to stop saying something
Dem legs, dem GODAMN legs.
Get me everytime.
It pisses me off
When people learn how to act or be because of posts on Tumblr.
It’s like, you really needed someone else to teach you that??
For shame people, for shame.
MJR
100
So I’m pretty sure this is my one-hundredth post.
And most of you will probably be expecting something big.
Then again, most of you probably don’t give a shit.
But here, on my one-hundredth post I’m here to tell y’all…
EAT A FAT OL’ WIENER YOU FUCKEN REBLOGGING HIPSTER FAGGOTS. YOU HAVE NO BRAINS OF YOUR OWN TO WRITE UP SOME REAL SHIT. I HOPE YOU ALL...
It’s kinda funny how in almost two years you haven’t changed a bit.
Bitch.
I thought about you a lot this morning. And I realized how much of a failure I am.
Logged On
That’s the only photo of us together. If it wasn’t there, I’d almost think we never happened. You look young and happy (for once). I guess you always looked uncomfortable and awkward according to some people.
I saw a recent photo of you the other day and I… Well I sort of felt sad. You’ve aged a lot. So much since the last time our eyes met. And I kind of wonder...
“They’re too busy [being] in love”
– My Mother
Slow Down
That’s probably one thing I don’t feel like rushing at this moment.
That’s something I’ve really just stopped pining for.
I can wait for that.
And I’ll give you all the time you need.
Well, I’ll try ;)
And though I can’t say I know what you want.
But I do know it’s not me.
When it just isn't worth it
Half of you knows what to expect. You can see most of the bullshit coming your way. Yet, for some reason you try it anyway.
They say that viewing things in this way is a lack of confidence and pessimistic. But I disagree.
In a way, I think it’s a sign of confidence. It’s like, “yeah, it ain’t gonna happen, buuuut, I’ll try it anyway.”
————
So, action comes into...
Penis.
marcoluvspokemon:
I love playing with myself. Nothing can make me feel better than loving my own body. I tried it once on a cat, but that shit sucked. It had a harpoon penis.
Fuck yeah.
You looked cute today.
BUT Y U NO SAY NOTHING??
